Bus Karma

Okay, I admit it. I have bad bus karma.

• I miss the bus by a light...a lot.
• I walk three blocks to the express bus...then end up waiting 15 minutes.
• I wait for a limited because it comes right after the local bus...then five more local buses show up but no limited.
• I take the express in the morning...then it gets snarled up because of an accident up the way.
• I miss the express so I walk up to the next stop to take a limited...then the limited swoops down and I miss it...by a light.
• I get a primo seat...and then an overly scented person sits down next to me.
• I take the local because it is empty as heck...and then the limited swooshes by five minutes later.